WHEN TO START CUSSING
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WHEN TO START CUSSING
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. ‘You know what?’ says the 6 year old. ‘I think it’s about time we started
cussing.’
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
continues, ‘When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say
something with hell and you say something with ass.’
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, ‘Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.’
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot
pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his
room and shouts, ‘You can stay there until I let you out!’
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, ‘And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?’
“I don’t know”, he blubbers, ‘but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be
Cheerios!’
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That was a story from my childhood…
Just kidding, I got it in an email and laughed my ass off so I thought, “hell, I should post this on my freakin’ blog!”
Enjoy the humor, sometimes it is the only thing that keeps us from crying!
Have a freakin’ great day!
Bernie Dorman
http://twitter.com/berniedorman
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