berniedorman.com

No this is not a freakin’ Star Wars blog, the cloaking tool is for affiliate links, not starships.

I just completed setting up my link cloaker, and I want to make sure it works really good before I go tryin’ to sell the freakin’ thing. After all, when I have support issues, someone is going shootin’ with me… and I tend to walk home alone, when I do…

Anyway, the first 500 people who download my Redneck Link Cloaker will get it for free and also lifetime updates. This is my way of thanking those who are willing to suffer through a beta test. When I started out online, I used to jump at the chance to beta test programs, until I figured out that it meant having to be frustrated when the software crashed in the middle of an important project. Of course, they want you to tell them when there is an issue, but they didn’t like it when I used to drive by their offices and throw a brick through their window with the support ticket tied to it…

I have since calmed down in my middle age. I freakin’ still get pissed at lame ass congressmen who sell Congressional Medals of Honor, though… somebody should send him a support ticket!

Have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie Dorman

PS - I just got word that Jeff and Keith Wellman are givin’ a free CD for Christmas!

I freakin’ signed up to figure out what the frick was up with this Santa Sal guy…  He had been running around the web a while back selling a course called Site Swiper that really made me some good cash.  This guy was in my league.

He was on a lot of video, which means he wasn’t like me.  You see, I am in the witness relocation program, and only about 5 people in this world know who I really am.  That is part of the reason I don’t appear in videos or pictures.  And yes Bernie Dorman is now my real name, but you just can’t ever know my real one.

But who is this Sal (I mean, Santa Sal)?  He comes into town and gives total strangers computers and underwear… He whacks unsuspecting morons with his Dora Bat…

This is some scary stuff, until you see his little freakin’ helper.  Wow!  What a hot little banana pepper!

Anyway, I am trying to write a bunch of stuff while the site takes forever to load because everyone and their little sister is signing up to Santa Sal’s Giveaway and I am trying to grab my freakin’ affiliate link!

Finally, I got in!  It is a madhouse in there.  Sal is always attracting huge crowds!

By the way, I didn’t tell you about this freakin’ Santa Deal Time, did I?  You won’t believe the amount of PLR products that you can use all year to create new products to sell and make a complete killing.  The only problem with it, is you are going to pay too much, because you are spending too much time here reading!  The price goes up at 9AM Eastern time every day until the 19th, and then it is gone!

So freakin’ hurry up and grab Santa Sal’s amazing giveaway, then head over to Santa Deal Time while you are waiting for Santa Sal to load.  Trust me, you want to get there quick, because then you can tell yer friends about it and get paid for it!  Freakin’ amazing!