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John Reese is out of town (In Greece with a cold - watch out for those freakin’ A/C units in Greece, dude they are so full of germs yer gonna catch something), so Gary Ambrose and Keith Wellman decided to make Orlando a happening place this weekend.

Happening it is, too, as Simon Leung has already landed and Lee and Robin Collins (is Robin HOT or what?) are getting on their plane in Detroit as I write this and will be in Orlando later this afternoon! Matt Bacak is going to fly in (most likely with his own plane) and Alan Bechtold and Erik Stafford are driving up from down the road… I hear that Ross Goldberg may be putting in an appearance (not certain, since his honey wants him all to herself for at least one weekend this month…lol). Kevin Nations will be flying in on Saturday night, he is speaking Saturday elsewhere and speaking Sunday in Orlando…

Let’s just say that the party will have started before most of Orlando gets off from work today!

I don’t think you can get tickets anymore, but you might try just in case… The link was http://viralattitudes.info/Gateway-Seminar but I doubt if there were any left.

Why you want to be in Orlando is like asking why you want a 6 figure business… The people you meet will open doors to the income you want! Simple as that. I met Micheal Savoie (my boss) at a seminar and now I make a crapload of money from syphoning off some of his affiliate sales with my own links. He doesn’t know that, of course, he still thinks he is just getting crappy conversion on his promotions…lol.

But anyway, when you take the time to hand beers to those who are thirsty and then take notes, you can get a lot of good information. Of course, make sure they were drinking beer before you give them one… I made that mistake with Erik Stafford and found out he was drinking Single-Malt Scotch and he wasn’t very happy. But as long as you are being the person with the bar tab, you can become really popular.

Once they are over their hangover, most of the people will fondly remember you as the person who got them wasted… and then they will get their revenge by getting you wealthy… sounds like a good tradeoff!

Ok, I know what you are thinking, why should you listen to me, Bernie Dorman? Because nothing happens behind the scenes that I don’t know about, since I am an expert at staying undercover. (has something to do with the witness protection program)

So if you are in the Orlando area this weekend, head over to the Crowne Plaza hotel over on I-Drive and you will see more cool Internet Marketers than you can imagine - because Keith and Gary are cool dudes and they attract cool folks to party with them. And if you happen to have an armored car for all the money you are gonna want to bring with you, just park it in the back. I’ll help you with the briefcases when you are ready to buy some awesome coaching programs - Alex Nghiem, Christine Comaford-Lynch, Kevin Wilke, Jeff Dedrick (oh man, I suspect another one of those parties where they get pictures of naked marketers again), Kevin Nations, Alan Bechtold, Lee and Robin Collins and Matt Bacak all have programs that I would rub out someone to get… We are talking some serious mind melding happening at this event.

I know that Micheal Savoie will be going (his wife is making him put all of his credit cards in the freezer and then welding the freezer shut and dumping it in the rock quarry by the Black Diamond golf course) and he is planning on meeting Kevin Wilke for the first time (he has met and seen the rest of the speakers at least once). I wonder if he is going to bring his Xtreme Biz Makeover manual to have Kevin autograph it… Did you know that Micheal’s video testimonial is on the sales page for Xtreme Biz Makeover?

Ok - gotta freakin’ get my stuff together for the party… bringing my espresso machine and one of those little kegs of Heineken - that way I can do my famous espresso boilermakers! Shot of Espresso drowned by a shot of Heineken! You get so wired but you can’t stop the freakin’ room from spinning long enough to use the built up energy!

Have a freakin’ great weekend. Expect photos…lol!

Bernie

PS - Alex Jeffreys made over $78,231 from one FREE ebook last year! Want to learn how he freakin’ did it? This FREE audio reveals all the juicy details and I deleted the screaming and the sounds from the cattle prod…

PPS - Micheal Savoie wants me to sell you this Back 2 School Profit Pack at full price, but I figure I can skim an extra few hundred if I give you this discount link instead…

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Have a freakin’ great day!

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This is a time of the year that I used to hate.  My folks would be uptight because they had to get money together to pay for my older sister’s college classes, books and lodging - that was before they had to buy her a new wardrobe and the equipment she needed like a typewriter and a TV…

They would stress out and then when the letter came from my school that told them what they needed to buy for my classes, a major gasket exploded!  You could hear my old man talking about renting out the dog to make a little extra money!

But I am happy to say that they always seemed to come out of it ok.  I think my pop kept some freakin’ cash under his mattress, but he never let on.  Still, these days I am told by many of my subscribers that the lists are worse than before, and with the price of gas and the inflation that instantly appears because of it, people are struggling with getting their kids to school.

Three Things You Can Start Doing Now!

One of the things I recommend doing is finding some products to resell.  I found really huge collection of products here for less than $100 you can grab over 1GB of downloads that you can turn around and resell for at least $10 per product (most of them you can sell for much more) and then you make a sales page using your paypal account and then you tell your subscribers about it.

Another thing you can do is find someone’s product that is selling good and pays using Rapid Action Profits.   Once you buy the product, you become an instant affiliate for that product, and now that version 3 was released, you can promote anything else that the product owner is selling on his site.  Micheal Savoie has some products that you can sell right away and make some nice cash.

The last tip I have for you to make $100 in 48 hours or less is to offer your services to other marketers or businesses.  When you become good at doing something, you can then do it for people who are too busy to do it themselves.  You can sign up for an elance account and do jobs for people (not the freakin’ kind a jobs I was used to doin’ back home) and get paid when you are done.  If the jobs are more complex it could take longer than 48 hours, but you can also do more than one job!

I hope you can see that you aren’t ever trapped in a situation that you can’t get out of by working on yourself, working for yourself  and working for others!

And if I freakin’ helped you with your situation, please leave me comments.  I really did getting comments and replying to them.

So have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie Dorman

PS - Here is a free tip… get yourself a teleseminar line and interview someone who is good at what he or she does.  When you invite people to the call, you can offer the listeners the transcripts for $5 if they order before the call and $17 if they order after.  That way you get the money before the call even starts to buy the transcription service, and you didn’t need to shell out any cash yourself.

When you want to look like a total spammer to the rest of the Digg community, just try this:

Digg your own posts!

It is freakin’ hilarious to see what those guys will write about you, and then how fast your post gets buried into negative numbers!

Will someone tell me what is the freakin’ deal with Google Nemesis?

First there was the Adwords Miracle… where they loved Google!
Then Affiliate Project X - where they didn’t care about Google.

Then they started to take out some frustrations with Day Job Killer - but at least they took it out on the Day Job!

But then things got dark with Google and the DJK team…

Google Assassin - they were out to kill Google!

And now these guys are freakin’ coming out with Google Nemesis on July 8th!  I guess Google survived the Assassin’s bullet and maybe Google even actually peed in the DJK team’s Wheaties? I mean come on!  Now they are the Nemesis of Google!  If that were the case, I would not ever write their name on my blog, because I would disappear off the face of the web!

But the progression is one that makes you wonder… what is next?

Google Nuker, Google Strikes Back, Google Vengeance, Google Vigilante, Google Saboteur…

I’ll give the ladies out there a good Google title for a product…

What about Google Seduction?

Redneck Google… I could totally freakin’ create that!  Show a header with a pickup truck and on the gunrack is the search engine form where you enter the search terms.  Then, I have a couple of cousins of mine quick lookly up the answer on Google and paste the results into their browser…

Well, enough speculation, I am going to head off to the beer and coffee…

Have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie

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