John Reese is out of town (In Greece with a cold - watch out for those freakin’ A/C units in Greece, dude they are so full of germs yer gonna catch something), so Gary Ambrose and Keith Wellman decided to make Orlando a happening place this weekend.

Happening it is, too, as Simon Leung has already landed and Lee and Robin Collins (is Robin HOT or what?) are getting on their plane in Detroit as I write this and will be in Orlando later this afternoon! Matt Bacak is going to fly in (most likely with his own plane) and Alan Bechtold and Erik Stafford are driving up from down the road… I hear that Ross Goldberg may be putting in an appearance (not certain, since his honey wants him all to herself for at least one weekend this month…lol). Kevin Nations will be flying in on Saturday night, he is speaking Saturday elsewhere and speaking Sunday in Orlando…

Let’s just say that the party will have started before most of Orlando gets off from work today!

I don’t think you can get tickets anymore, but you might try just in case… The link was http://viralattitudes.info/Gateway-Seminar but I doubt if there were any left.

Why you want to be in Orlando is like asking why you want a 6 figure business… The people you meet will open doors to the income you want! Simple as that. I met Micheal Savoie (my boss) at a seminar and now I make a crapload of money from syphoning off some of his affiliate sales with my own links. He doesn’t know that, of course, he still thinks he is just getting crappy conversion on his promotions…lol.

But anyway, when you take the time to hand beers to those who are thirsty and then take notes, you can get a lot of good information. Of course, make sure they were drinking beer before you give them one… I made that mistake with Erik Stafford and found out he was drinking Single-Malt Scotch and he wasn’t very happy. But as long as you are being the person with the bar tab, you can become really popular.

Once they are over their hangover, most of the people will fondly remember you as the person who got them wasted… and then they will get their revenge by getting you wealthy… sounds like a good tradeoff!

Ok, I know what you are thinking, why should you listen to me, Bernie Dorman? Because nothing happens behind the scenes that I don’t know about, since I am an expert at staying undercover. (has something to do with the witness protection program)

So if you are in the Orlando area this weekend, head over to the Crowne Plaza hotel over on I-Drive and you will see more cool Internet Marketers than you can imagine - because Keith and Gary are cool dudes and they attract cool folks to party with them. And if you happen to have an armored car for all the money you are gonna want to bring with you, just park it in the back. I’ll help you with the briefcases when you are ready to buy some awesome coaching programs - Alex Nghiem, Christine Comaford-Lynch, Kevin Wilke, Jeff Dedrick (oh man, I suspect another one of those parties where they get pictures of naked marketers again), Kevin Nations, Alan Bechtold, Lee and Robin Collins and Matt Bacak all have programs that I would rub out someone to get… We are talking some serious mind melding happening at this event.

I know that Micheal Savoie will be going (his wife is making him put all of his credit cards in the freezer and then welding the freezer shut and dumping it in the rock quarry by the Black Diamond golf course) and he is planning on meeting Kevin Wilke for the first time (he has met and seen the rest of the speakers at least once). I wonder if he is going to bring his Xtreme Biz Makeover manual to have Kevin autograph it… Did you know that Micheal’s video testimonial is on the sales page for Xtreme Biz Makeover?

Ok - gotta freakin’ get my stuff together for the party… bringing my espresso machine and one of those little kegs of Heineken - that way I can do my famous espresso boilermakers! Shot of Espresso drowned by a shot of Heineken! You get so wired but you can’t stop the freakin’ room from spinning long enough to use the built up energy!

Have a freakin’ great weekend. Expect photos…lol!

Bernie

PS - Alex Jeffreys made over $78,231 from one FREE ebook last year! Want to learn how he freakin’ did it? This FREE audio reveals all the juicy details and I deleted the screaming and the sounds from the cattle prod…

PPS - Micheal Savoie wants me to sell you this Back 2 School Profit Pack at full price, but I figure I can skim an extra few hundred if I give you this discount link instead…

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