The Professional Internet Marketing Intern

Brad Callen is a genius.  He can make software do whatever he wants.

Some of us are a little more technically challenged, so we freakin’ have to make do with our elbow grease, if you know what I mean!  Actually it is my carpal tunnels that are getting the action when I want to research affiliates and spy on PPC…

SO I wrote the Redneck’s guide to Affiliate Stalking, and I found out the Brad was releasing his software, so I renamed the ebook for Brad’s benefit!  (Yo, Brad!  You can thank me later, ok?)

Turns out this is what people needed!  So if you can’t afford to spend the big bucks and buy the freakin’ software to do the affiliate stalking, I have the next best thing: Redneck Affiliate Eleete!

I just found out that Micheal Savoie, James Germana and Theo Baskind were bumming around Crystal River, FL last week and nobody invited me.  Way to go guys!  I would have grabbed the first flight out to hang with youse guys!  Anyway, I see how I rate.

I do have to tell you about Micheal, he is going through some stressful times, his wife is undergoing back surgery today, and he is getting the knife to his freakin’ groin next week (Mike, make sure they don’t slip and snip, or your audios will be a lot higher pitched!).  So if you wanted to buy some stuff, use Micheal’s affiliate links to do it!

I’ll even link to his blog, to get a little cashflow going his way, because I know I sure as hell wouldn’t want to have to deal with two surgical bills in a week!

My favorite of Micheal Savoie’s blogs is his Product In A Weekend Blog, where he teaches everything he knows about freakin’ product creation.  Then he has the Micheal Savoie Blog where he just spouts off, and finally the blog thatis related to traffic and SEO is the Your Directory Website Blog.

OK, Mike, ya freakin’ owe me, big time!

I should have something to sell you now, but I am not promoting Affiliate Elite since Brad is competing with me on Redneck Affiliate Eleete…

Take a hike already,

Bernie Dorman

PS – I am planning on going to Vegas to see Ross Goldberg and Stephanie Mulac, oh and that Donna Fox, she is amazing! (I saw Micheal’s videos from jvAlert Live and Donna was definitely Mike’s favorite speaker… but you didn’t hear it from me).  Anyway here is Micheal’s affiliate link for the Master’s Seminar is right here.  So freakin’ click on it and PURCHASE YOUR TICKETS!