The Professional Internet Marketing Intern

I freakin’ signed up to figure out what the frick was up with this Santa Sal guy…  He had been running around the web a while back selling a course called Site Swiper that really made me some good cash.  This guy was in my league.

He was on a lot of video, which means he wasn’t like me.  You see, I am in the witness relocation program, and only about 5 people in this world know who I really am.  That is part of the reason I don’t appear in videos or pictures.  And yes Bernie Dorman is now my real name, but you just can’t ever know my real one.

But who is this Sal (I mean, Santa Sal)?  He comes into town and gives total strangers computers and underwear… He whacks unsuspecting morons with his Dora Bat…

This is some scary stuff, until you see his little freakin’ helper.  Wow!  What a hot little banana pepper!

Anyway, I am trying to write a bunch of stuff while the site takes forever to load because everyone and their little sister is signing up to Santa Sal’s Giveaway and I am trying to grab my freakin’ affiliate link!

Finally, I got in!  It is a madhouse in there.  Sal is always attracting huge crowds!

By the way, I didn’t tell you about this freakin’ Santa Deal Time, did I?  You won’t believe the amount of PLR products that you can use all year to create new products to sell and make a complete killing.  The only problem with it, is you are going to pay too much, because you are spending too much time here reading!  The price goes up at 9AM Eastern time every day until the 19th, and then it is gone!

So freakin’ hurry up and grab Santa Sal’s amazing giveaway, then head over to Santa Deal Time while you are waiting for Santa Sal to load.  Trust me, you want to get there quick, because then you can tell yer friends about it and get paid for it!  Freakin’ amazing!