This is a time of the year that I used to hate. My folks would be uptight because they had to get money together to pay for my older sister’s college classes, books and lodging – that was before they had to buy her a new wardrobe and the equipment she needed like a typewriter and a TV…
They would stress out and then when the letter came from my school that told them what they needed to buy for my classes, a major gasket exploded! You could hear my old man talking about renting out the dog to make a little extra money!
But I am happy to say that they always seemed to come out of it ok. I think my pop kept some freakin’ cash under his mattress, but he never let on. Still, these days I am told by many of my subscribers that the lists are worse than before, and with the price of gas and the inflation that instantly appears because of it, people are struggling with getting their kids to school.
Three Things You Can Start Doing Now!
One of the things I recommend doing is finding some products to resell. I found really huge collection of products here for less than $100 you can grab over 1GB of downloads that you can turn around and resell for at least $10 per product (most of them you can sell for much more) and then you make a sales page using your paypal account and then you tell your subscribers about it.
Another thing you can do is find someone’s product that is selling good and pays using Rapid Action Profits. Once you buy the product, you become an instant affiliate for that product, and now that version 3 was released, you can promote anything else that the product owner is selling on his site. Micheal Savoie has some products that you can sell right away and make some nice cash.
The last tip I have for you to make $100 in 48 hours or less is to offer your services to other marketers or businesses. When you become good at doing something, you can then do it for people who are too busy to do it themselves. You can sign up for an elance account and do jobs for people (not the freakin’ kind a jobs I was used to doin’ back home) and get paid when you are done. If the jobs are more complex it could take longer than 48 hours, but you can also do more than one job!
I hope you can see that you aren’t ever trapped in a situation that you can’t get out of by working on yourself, working for yourself and working for others!
And if I freakin’ helped you with your situation, please leave me comments. I really did getting comments and replying to them.
So have a freakin’ great day!
Bernie Dorman
PS – Here is a free tip… get yourself a teleseminar line and interview someone who is good at what he or she does. When you invite people to the call, you can offer the listeners the transcripts for $5 if they order before the call and $17 if they order after. That way you get the money before the call even starts to buy the transcription service, and you didn’t need to shell out any cash yourself.
As the brains behind Micheal Savoie’s marketing efforts, I am starting to see what is working and what is quickly diving into a tailspin!
JV Brokering
As Micheal’s business contacts are increasing, his JV brokering business has taken off! He now is getting new clients that he is helping find new people to promote for them. Some are people you already know and others are BRAND FREAKIN’ NEW!
One thing is for certain, the number of people who will blindly promote products is declining. There used to be a freakin’ time when you could make a JV proposal on sites like jvAlert and get a few hundred people to promote your products.
But the winds of change blew through the industry like a Mike Filsaime product launch and now people are freakin’ afraid of losing their lists to the bigger fish! I can’t say I blame them. These big fish are gettin’ smart. They pay out a buck a subscriber for downloading a free report and they make a freakin’ truckload on the back end!
Then, when they launch a new product, they clean up, because their affiliates don’t get their emails opened as fast as the product owner. One guy launched this video product and he was amazed that his list converted at 20% while his JV partners only converted at 1%… but his list came from his freakin’ JV partners, so of course his list is going to outperform the JV partners. The only way that is going to be different is to mail out AFTER YOUR FREAKIN’ JV PARTNERS, not a couple of hours before them.
Firesales
Firesales are a freakin’ great way to raise money and to grab someone else’s list really fast! It is also a great way to ruin your reputation!
You put together a firesale for the wrong reason and people will think you are a loser! Micheal had some problems with his wife’s freakin’ van and had a firesale that raised enough money to get a new engine installed. But the people who commented about the sale called him a loser for not having the money in the first place. I don’t know about you, but I hate to touch my freakin’ savings for vehicle repairs. Why you would be a loser for wanting to raise the money using methods that you already know work and providing value to the buyers at the same time is beyond my comprehension, but hey, I am only a lowly intern in the Witness Relocation Program…
Product Launches
What should have been the defining moment of 2008, really turned into a freakin’ joke. Product Launch Formula… lol!
First of all, the guy who puts this product out is the master product launcher. And he is among the elite of the Internet Marketing crowd, so he is of course going to get the help of thousands of the biggest and the brightest. But he orchestrates a launch that caused so much mayhem that people couldn’t order fast enough. He ended up closing down the site early to give his people a chance to figure out who had ordered and who hadn’t. Then a week later he reopens the site to restart the freakin’ frenzy! He’s a master.
So what can you learn about this? Well, in order to launch a product, you can’t do it alone! You have to give out great information for free long before the actual product comes out to make a name for yourself and develop the starving crowd around your niche! Then, you get the buzz going from your list of hundreds of JV partners! Lastly, you need to have a quality product… duh!
Book Launches
Need a freakin’ great source of traffic and sales? Participate in a book launch by providing a high quality product that defines you! You will get so many people signing up for your list, and then buying whatever you recommend to them, because you are showing what you are worth up front. Too many people just slap up a PLR product without even looking at it and when someone actually freakin’ reads it, they say “who is this moron who doesn’t even have a command of the English language enough to write a decent ebook!”
Write your own, or get someone to interview you. You do have some freakin’ good qualities if you take the time to look for them. Stop putting yourself down. I have to tell Micheal that all the time, and he is the freakin’ boss…
ZingWhacker Ideas
I had to throw that in for that Ken McArthur dude. I met him in Orlando, when I wasn’t following Jaime Luchuck around trying to get the nerve up to ask her out! He is getting ready to launch his new book, and in it he talks about zingwhacker ideas and what they mean for creating Impact in this freakin’ insane world!
Am I Going To Promote Something Here?
As the marketing genius who can hide in the shadows better than most other marketers, I have found a great method to add to my sales without having to do anything else… I use what is called a Virtual Smart Agent to close the sales for my products when people are leaving the website.
My virtual agent (I can customize them to look and say whatever I want) looks like some of the gangsters I used to hang with in New Jersey and he is holding a sawed-off Louisville Slugger and he types into the chat window:
“Yo Dude, You live in Kansas City, Right?”
“I have a couple of friends who live close to yer house…”
“Just freakin’ click here to buy the product now, so we don’t have to come over and cut your mouse finger off with my hedge clippers and use it to click on the buy now button for you!”
“You are rethinking your plan to leave this site without buying, right?”
PS – Leave me some freakin’ comments so I know you are still alive, OK?
By the way, Stephanie Mulac and Odinn Sorensen are teaming up to send their daughters to Disney for their birthdays (hey, you want to deny my friends’ daughters a cool birthday? Go back up and see the smart agents…) Click here to send them on a Birthday Disney Dream!
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