Orlando is freakin’ outrageous!

I saw one of my favorite women online in front of me performing like a dancer, enthralling an entire room of eager entrepreneurs! Christine Comaford-Lynch is a ball of energy in a scintillating package…

As I sit here typing away, I can hear Kevin Nations in the next room giving the audience his best (which means he will be bringing a large group of them to the back of the room - he is that good) while I watch Christine talking with two of her new clients outside the seminar room.

She is a genius. She kept enough people out of Kevin’s presentation by taking them to lunch, which is a genius move. Anyone that would be on the fence, you don’t want to have watching a competitor’s presentation, especially when they are a powerful closer like Kevin Nations.

I was close to spending my last $5000 to have her take me to lunch, because she can deliver what she promises and she is exciting to be around. I have noticed that I work at double my productivity whenever I hang around really action oriented positive people!

Another woman that I respect immensely, Dr. Letitia Wright, told a friend of mine about a secret link to a website that Seth Godin is launching where like-minded people can connect. The only entry fee is the purchase of his book: Tribes that is advertised in the carousel on the right of this post. But you have to grab it by August 10th, he wants only action oriented people to sign up for this website! Simply email your receipt to this email address.

So what else do you need to know? Micheal Savoie was up til all hours talking with a potential coaching client… along with a current coaching client! Good thing I found someone to sleep with who can drive me back home on Monday, because I would not want to ride with Micheal as tired as he is… he was starting to nod off while Kevin Nations transformed the rest of the room!

I wish I could have met more people at the seminar, but I had to stay out of sight of the cameras, and it seemed like the freakin’ things grew wild here!

Have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie Dorman

PS - You won’t believe how easy it is to write blog with all these people here… they give you inspiration and stuff to write about. So I am listening to Kevin Nations bring a small group of people outside of the conference room to finish closing them…

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Betchya can’t keep a straight face!

John Reese is out of town (In Greece with a cold - watch out for those freakin’ A/C units in Greece, dude they are so full of germs yer gonna catch something), so Gary Ambrose and Keith Wellman decided to make Orlando a happening place this weekend.

Happening it is, too, as Simon Leung has already landed and Lee and Robin Collins (is Robin HOT or what?) are getting on their plane in Detroit as I write this and will be in Orlando later this afternoon! Matt Bacak is going to fly in (most likely with his own plane) and Alan Bechtold and Erik Stafford are driving up from down the road… I hear that Ross Goldberg may be putting in an appearance (not certain, since his honey wants him all to herself for at least one weekend this month…lol). Kevin Nations will be flying in on Saturday night, he is speaking Saturday elsewhere and speaking Sunday in Orlando…

Let’s just say that the party will have started before most of Orlando gets off from work today!

I don’t think you can get tickets anymore, but you might try just in case… The link was http://viralattitudes.info/Gateway-Seminar but I doubt if there were any left.

Why you want to be in Orlando is like asking why you want a 6 figure business… The people you meet will open doors to the income you want! Simple as that. I met Micheal Savoie (my boss) at a seminar and now I make a crapload of money from syphoning off some of his affiliate sales with my own links. He doesn’t know that, of course, he still thinks he is just getting crappy conversion on his promotions…lol.

But anyway, when you take the time to hand beers to those who are thirsty and then take notes, you can get a lot of good information. Of course, make sure they were drinking beer before you give them one… I made that mistake with Erik Stafford and found out he was drinking Single-Malt Scotch and he wasn’t very happy. But as long as you are being the person with the bar tab, you can become really popular.

Once they are over their hangover, most of the people will fondly remember you as the person who got them wasted… and then they will get their revenge by getting you wealthy… sounds like a good tradeoff!

Ok, I know what you are thinking, why should you listen to me, Bernie Dorman? Because nothing happens behind the scenes that I don’t know about, since I am an expert at staying undercover. (has something to do with the witness protection program)

So if you are in the Orlando area this weekend, head over to the Crowne Plaza hotel over on I-Drive and you will see more cool Internet Marketers than you can imagine - because Keith and Gary are cool dudes and they attract cool folks to party with them. And if you happen to have an armored car for all the money you are gonna want to bring with you, just park it in the back. I’ll help you with the briefcases when you are ready to buy some awesome coaching programs - Alex Nghiem, Christine Comaford-Lynch, Kevin Wilke, Jeff Dedrick (oh man, I suspect another one of those parties where they get pictures of naked marketers again), Kevin Nations, Alan Bechtold, Lee and Robin Collins and Matt Bacak all have programs that I would rub out someone to get… We are talking some serious mind melding happening at this event.

I know that Micheal Savoie will be going (his wife is making him put all of his credit cards in the freezer and then welding the freezer shut and dumping it in the rock quarry by the Black Diamond golf course) and he is planning on meeting Kevin Wilke for the first time (he has met and seen the rest of the speakers at least once). I wonder if he is going to bring his Xtreme Biz Makeover manual to have Kevin autograph it… Did you know that Micheal’s video testimonial is on the sales page for Xtreme Biz Makeover?

Ok - gotta freakin’ get my stuff together for the party… bringing my espresso machine and one of those little kegs of Heineken - that way I can do my famous espresso boilermakers! Shot of Espresso drowned by a shot of Heineken! You get so wired but you can’t stop the freakin’ room from spinning long enough to use the built up energy!

Have a freakin’ great weekend. Expect photos…lol!

Bernie

PS - Alex Jeffreys made over $78,231 from one FREE ebook last year! Want to learn how he freakin’ did it? This FREE audio reveals all the juicy details and I deleted the screaming and the sounds from the cattle prod…

PPS - Micheal Savoie wants me to sell you this Back 2 School Profit Pack at full price, but I figure I can skim an extra few hundred if I give you this discount link instead…

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Have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie Dorman

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PPS… It seems that every few years, something
comes along that changes everything we
thought we knew about Internet Marketing.

Something that really touches people…
and changes their lives.

Something so profound that even I stopped
in my tracks when I learned about what
will be happening tonight at 7 PM Eastern
Standard Time.

–> http://nexurl.com/choices

The quiet giant…

No “typical” pre-launch build-up.

No inbox filled with 100’s of emails from
everyone you know hyping up the launch.

Why?

Because the economy, as you know, is
going through some “changes”. High
gas prices. Lower home prices. Things
are really changing out there…

And with change, opportunities arise.

And with opportunity, choices emerge.

In fact, at 7 PM EST tonight, you will
need to make a choice that could very
well be your defining moment.

You’ll Have Three Choices…

What if your success marketing on the
Internet all came down to just choosing
one of three choices?

What if one simple choice determines
whether you suffer or prosper during
these economic times?

A choice that many others before you have
made which either broke them, or helped
them create the Internet business of their
dreams.

It’s time to make a stand.

It’s time to take advantage of all of the
opportunities that have emerged.

It’s time… to make a choice.

Go.

http://nexurl.com/choices

PPSS - Remember, 7:00 PM EST. It’s time
for you to choose your own destiny.

Almost 2 years ago, Micheal made this same
choice that you are being offered and
if you choose like he did, you will see
a change in your life like he did back
in August and September of 2006, when
his business went from 0 to 50 mph
with the help of Mark Joyner and his
teachings!

This is a time of the year that I used to hate.  My folks would be uptight because they had to get money together to pay for my older sister’s college classes, books and lodging - that was before they had to buy her a new wardrobe and the equipment she needed like a typewriter and a TV…

They would stress out and then when the letter came from my school that told them what they needed to buy for my classes, a major gasket exploded!  You could hear my old man talking about renting out the dog to make a little extra money!

But I am happy to say that they always seemed to come out of it ok.  I think my pop kept some freakin’ cash under his mattress, but he never let on.  Still, these days I am told by many of my subscribers that the lists are worse than before, and with the price of gas and the inflation that instantly appears because of it, people are struggling with getting their kids to school.

Three Things You Can Start Doing Now!

One of the things I recommend doing is finding some products to resell.  I found really huge collection of products here for less than $100 you can grab over 1GB of downloads that you can turn around and resell for at least $10 per product (most of them you can sell for much more) and then you make a sales page using your paypal account and then you tell your subscribers about it.

Another thing you can do is find someone’s product that is selling good and pays using Rapid Action Profits.   Once you buy the product, you become an instant affiliate for that product, and now that version 3 was released, you can promote anything else that the product owner is selling on his site.  Micheal Savoie has some products that you can sell right away and make some nice cash.

The last tip I have for you to make $100 in 48 hours or less is to offer your services to other marketers or businesses.  When you become good at doing something, you can then do it for people who are too busy to do it themselves.  You can sign up for an elance account and do jobs for people (not the freakin’ kind a jobs I was used to doin’ back home) and get paid when you are done.  If the jobs are more complex it could take longer than 48 hours, but you can also do more than one job!

I hope you can see that you aren’t ever trapped in a situation that you can’t get out of by working on yourself, working for yourself  and working for others!

And if I freakin’ helped you with your situation, please leave me comments.  I really did getting comments and replying to them.

So have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie Dorman

PS - Here is a free tip… get yourself a teleseminar line and interview someone who is good at what he or she does.  When you invite people to the call, you can offer the listeners the transcripts for $5 if they order before the call and $17 if they order after.  That way you get the money before the call even starts to buy the transcription service, and you didn’t need to shell out any cash yourself.

As the brains behind Micheal Savoie’s marketing efforts, I am starting to see what is working and what is quickly diving into a tailspin!

JV Brokering

As Micheal’s business contacts are increasing, his JV brokering business has taken off!  He now is getting new clients that he is helping find new people to promote for them.  Some are people you already know and others are BRAND FREAKIN’ NEW!

One thing is for certain, the number of people who will blindly promote products is declining.  There used to be a freakin’ time when you could make a JV proposal on sites like jvAlert and get a few hundred people to promote your products.

But the winds of change blew through the industry like a Mike Filsaime product launch and now people are freakin’ afraid of losing their lists to the bigger fish!  I can’t say I blame them.  These big fish are gettin’ smart.  They pay out a buck a subscriber for downloading a free report and they make a freakin’ truckload on the back end!

Then, when they launch a new product, they clean up, because their affiliates don’t get their emails opened as fast as the product owner.  One guy launched this video product and he was amazed that his list converted at 20% while his JV partners only converted at 1%… but his list came from his freakin’ JV partners, so of course his list is going to outperform the JV partners.  The only way that is going to be different is to mail out AFTER YOUR FREAKIN’ JV PARTNERS, not a couple of hours before them.

Firesales

Firesales are a freakin’ great way to raise money and to grab someone else’s list really fast! It is also a great way to ruin your reputation!

You put together a firesale for the wrong reason and people will think you are a loser!  Micheal had some problems with his wife’s freakin’ van and had a firesale that raised enough money to get a new engine installed.  But the people who commented about the sale called him a loser for not having the money in the first place.  I don’t know about you, but I hate to touch my freakin’ savings for vehicle repairs.  Why you would be a loser for wanting to raise the money using methods that you already know work and providing value to the buyers at the same time is beyond my comprehension, but hey, I am only a lowly intern in the Witness Relocation Program…

Product Launches

What should have been the defining moment of 2008, really turned into a freakin’ joke.  Product Launch Formula… lol!

First of all, the guy who puts this product out is the master product launcher.  And he is among the elite of the Internet Marketing crowd, so he is of course going to get the help of thousands of the biggest and the brightest. But he orchestrates a launch that caused so much mayhem that people couldn’t order fast enough.  He ended up closing down the site early to give his people a chance to figure out who had ordered and who hadn’t.  Then a week later he reopens the site to restart the freakin’ frenzy!  He’s a master.

So what can you learn about this?  Well, in order to launch a product, you can’t do it alone!  You have to give out great information for free long before the actual product comes out to make a name for yourself and develop the starving crowd around your niche!  Then, you get the buzz going from your list of hundreds of JV partners!  Lastly, you need to have a quality product… duh!

Book Launches

Need a freakin’ great source of traffic and sales?  Participate in a book launch by providing a high quality product that defines you!  You will get so many people signing up for your list, and then buying whatever you recommend to them, because you are showing what you are worth up front.  Too many people just slap up a PLR product without even looking at it and when someone actually freakin’ reads it, they say “who is this moron who doesn’t even have a command of the English language enough to write a decent ebook!”

Write your own, or get someone to interview you.  You do have some freakin’ good qualities if you take the time to look for them.  Stop putting yourself down.  I have to tell Micheal that all the time, and he is the freakin’ boss…

ZingWhacker Ideas

I had to throw that in for that Ken McArthur dude.  I met him in Orlando, when I wasn’t following Jaime Luchuck around trying to get the nerve up to ask her out!  He is getting ready to launch his new book, and in it he talks about zingwhacker ideas and what they mean for creating Impact in this freakin’ insane world!

Am I Going To Promote Something Here?

As the marketing genius who can hide in the shadows better than most other marketers, I have found a great method to add to my sales without having to do anything else… I use what is called a Virtual Smart Agent to close the sales for my products when people are leaving the website.

My virtual agent (I can customize them to look and say whatever I want) looks like some of the gangsters I used to hang with in New Jersey and he is holding a sawed-off Louisville Slugger and he types into the chat window:

“Yo Dude, You live in Kansas City, Right?”

“I have a couple of friends who live close to yer house…”

“You really didn’t want to leave this site without buying today, DID YOU?”

“Just freakin’ click here to buy the product now, so we don’t have to come over and cut your mouse finger off with my hedge clippers and use it to click on the buy now button for you!”

“You are rethinking your plan to leave this site without buying, right?”

“Come on, you know you really like to keep your kneecaps, click here to buy now!”

“You hear that car outside?  That is my posse coming to help you find your credit cards…”

“You see, this is a really great product after all, isn’t it?”

“If you hurry up and buy now, it will not hurt nearly as much.”

“Ok, now you are going to have to buy the product AND the OTO, because you are too slow.”

Want to see this amazing software in action?  Click here to see Virtual Smart Agents at work (and they are a lot friendlier than mine)…

Have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie Dorman

PS - Leave me some freakin’ comments so I know you are still alive, OK?

By the way, Stephanie Mulac and Odinn Sorensen are teaming up to send their daughters to Disney for their birthdays (hey, you want to deny my friends’ daughters a cool birthday?  Go back up and see the smart agents…) Click here to send them on a Birthday Disney Dream!