WHEN TO START CUSSING

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. ‘You know what?’ says the 6 year old. ‘I think it’s about time we started
cussing.’

The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
continues, ‘When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say
something with hell and you say something with ass.’

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, ‘Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.’

WHACK!

He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot
pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his
room and shouts, ‘You can stay there until I let you out!’

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, ‘And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?’

“I don’t know”, he blubbers, ‘but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be
Cheerios!’

————

That was a story from my childhood…

Just kidding, I got it in an email and laughed my ass off so I thought, “hell, I should post this on my freakin’ blog!”

Enjoy the humor, sometimes it is the only thing that keeps us from crying!

Have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie Dorman
http://twitter.com/berniedorman

PS - I have been selling a crapload of these $5 Traffic Tricks which is awesome for the Halloween season!  This is something that can get you an easy couple hundred people to your Squidoo Lens if you do it the way they show you!

PPS - You should also check out the Definitive Guide To Video Marketing… This one tells the whole video start to finish story!

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So I get home to Florida, and there is a huge backlog of email in my inbox.  One that especially caught my eye was from Ross Goldberg, because he is one of the guys that I look up to online.  He went from being a nobody like me to 6 figures in about 6 months.

So what was the difference between he and I?  He took massive action and he wasn’t afraid of being in front of the camera like you will see in the video on this page:

http://craziestoffer.com/?e=buynow

I couldn’t believe he is offering so much stuff in one package.  The PLR and the submitter are worth more than the measly $27 he is asking for the whole package.  I highly recommend you grab this package before Ross raises the price:

http://craziestoffer.com/?e=buynow

Have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie

PS - If $27 is a little too much for you, Micheal Savoie is offering a light version of this package:

http://extremeproductexplosion.com/products/download/?e=buynow

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One way to get a lot of traffic is to submit videos about your subject to all of the video services with a software product like Traffic Geyser to get an outstanding search engine ranking very rapidly! Traffic Geyser is a really good tool for doing that, and it does it very well.

But if you are also writing articles, doing podcasts as well as video submissions, you are going to need something else to get the job done. Here is where the easy button comes into play! My friend Cyndi Parker has spent thousands of dollars getting software developed that will make it easy to get traffic. Easy Button Traffic is the culmination of all of her research and development. With Easy Button Traffic you have a tool that will submit videos, articles, podcasts to thousands of locations around the web. With this tool, you are not limited to video only, but have the ability to keep your message in front of people consistently!

http://easybuttontraffic.com is the place to get your Easy Button to make your traffic submission process much easier!

Create A Massive Impact Contest

One of the cool things about driving a lot of traffic is that you can focus a lot of attention on one subject in a shorter amount of time. I am using a tried and true method in the form of a contest to create a major impact for the SpeakUpSaveLives.org website and the Impact Action Team blog.

The contest takes three highly indexed Web 2.0 properties and combines them to create high quality backlinks to the SpeakUpSaveLives.org website. This is a way to seriously increase the search engine rankings of these blogs and get them so well traveled that the Impact Action Team will find itself getting publicity consistently.

Here is what contestants will be doing:

• Creating A Squidoo Lens
• Creating A HubPage
• Creating A Google Knol
• Cross linking each of them to each other and to SpeakUpSaveLives.org and ImpactActionTeam.com

The goal is to have over 100 contestants to have a network of well over 300 backlinks pointing to the blogs and driving targeted traffic straight to them.

If you want to be a part of the contest, it is running from September 1 through 24th and the winners will be chosen on September 28th on a live webcast from the hotel in Long Beach, CA at the Life’s Golden Ticket Super Seminar! The link to sign up is here: http://extremeproductexplosion.com/impact

The practice you will get from participating in this contest will help you get more traffic to your own website, too!

Have an amazing day!

Bernie Dorman

PS - I have 5 tickets available to the seminar, so if you think you would like to be in Long Beach September 26 - 28th, I am going to give the first 5 buyers of an account at http://easybuttontraffic.com a ticket to the Life’s Golden Ticket super seminar under the Big Top…

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http://nexurl.com/live

Not only that, but you can interact with us live, as we have Donna Fox, Warren Whitlock, Jeff Wellman and a host of others watching as we see what kind of Impact we can have live!

http://nexurl.com/live

Enjoy…

By the way, Sanyika Callaway-Boyce is a regular on Fox, NBC and other networks as an expert in finance, she showed us yesterday how you can be the expert, too and get on the news to add to your credibility! She opens this morning with Ken as the Impact Action Team gets ready to make a difference with troubled teens!

http://nexurl.com/live

Have a freakin’ great day!!

Bernie Dorman

PS - Carrie Wilkerson, aka barefoot_exec is goin’ nuts trying to get me to unpack my espresso machine. I told her that I wasn’t allowed to bring it on the freakin’ plane. I think next time I am going to ship it UPS to myself, with a case of Bud Light.

PPS - you only have 36 hours left for Micheal Savoie’s “Buy 1 Get 1 (of equal or lesser value) For A Buck Sale! It is easy, you just go to:

http://productinaweekend.com/bonus-time/ and take your pick of any of the items and then send Micheal a support ticket (I am the one who gets the freakin’ ticket…) and tell him which product you want for a buck!

This ends at midnight on Sunday Night - August 24 - 2008 EST.

The main reason he’s offering this is because Micheal hates it when someone else has to buy his lunch and dinner. He would rather take a loss on his products and look like he can afford to buy his meals…lol!
(I didn’t say that).

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Let me explain.

As a favor to Russell Brunson, Kevin Wilke
and Matt Gill spilled their guts during a
60 minute impromptu presentation at one of
Russell???s events in Boise last September.

Matt and Kevin explained their in-house
“shock and awe” 4-part money-getting
Quattro system.

The response?

A 5 minute standing ovation AND an unscheduled
15 minute break to restore a semblance of order
to the event.

People were that BLOWN away by the content they shared.

In fact, it was so good, bootleg copies of the
presentation were later passed around among some
of the top gurus and discussed at mastermind groups.

I bet you’re wondering how you could get your
hands on a copy of the presentation?

I have some great news.

You can watch the entire, now-legendary 60 minute
presentation that started the whole Quattro
“shock and awe” ruckus for free when you register here:

http://nitroquattro.com/quattro

True story. One guy added $2 million dollars to
his bottom line in 3 months after watching this
video and adding only 2 of the steps Matt and
Kevin discuss.

Then there’s another guy who went from doing
$550k/year to $8.3 Million a year just by adding
Quattro to his business.

Go watch the video and see for yourself what
all the ruckus is about.

http://nitroquattro.com/quattro

I always knew Wilke was a hell-raiser.
This just proves it. Russell said the folks
at the seminar were so fired up after
Kevin spoke, they nearly hit the streets of
Boise to break windows and burn cars,
hence the unscheduled 15 minute break.

The email totally got me fired up about the Quattro system, and since I got to see Kevin Wilke first hand, I now have to set up my business using the Quattro system. Watch the presentation yourself at:

http://berniedorman.com/quattro

Have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie Dorman

PS - I found out the hard way that I can’t post via email!

I saw one of my favorite women online in front of me performing like a dancer, enthralling an entire room of eager entrepreneurs! Christine Comaford-Lynch is a ball of energy in a scintillating package…

As I sit here typing away, I can hear Kevin Nations in the next room giving the audience his best (which means he will be bringing a large group of them to the back of the room - he is that good) while I watch Christine talking with two of her new clients outside the seminar room.

She is a genius. She kept enough people out of Kevin’s presentation by taking them to lunch, which is a genius move. Anyone that would be on the fence, you don’t want to have watching a competitor’s presentation, especially when they are a powerful closer like Kevin Nations.

I was close to spending my last $5000 to have her take me to lunch, because she can deliver what she promises and she is exciting to be around. I have noticed that I work at double my productivity whenever I hang around really action oriented positive people!

Another woman that I respect immensely, Dr. Letitia Wright, told a friend of mine about a secret link to a website that Seth Godin is launching where like-minded people can connect. The only entry fee is the purchase of his book: Tribes that is advertised in the carousel on the right of this post. But you have to grab it by August 10th, he wants only action oriented people to sign up for this website! Simply email your receipt to this email address.

So what else do you need to know? Micheal Savoie was up til all hours talking with a potential coaching client… along with a current coaching client! Good thing I found someone to sleep with who can drive me back home on Monday, because I would not want to ride with Micheal as tired as he is… he was starting to nod off while Kevin Nations transformed the rest of the room!

I wish I could have met more people at the seminar, but I had to stay out of sight of the cameras, and it seemed like the freakin’ things grew wild here!

Have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie Dorman

PS - You won’t believe how easy it is to write blog with all these people here… they give you inspiration and stuff to write about. So I am listening to Kevin Nations bring a small group of people outside of the conference room to finish closing them…

Grab a boatload of products to sell, for less than the price you can sell any one of these 150+ products for, just click here now!

Betchya can’t keep a straight face!

Happening it is, too, as Simon Leung has already landed and Lee and Robin Collins (is Robin HOT or what?) are getting on their plane in Detroit as I write this and will be in Orlando later this afternoon! Matt Bacak is going to fly in (most likely with his own plane) and Alan Bechtold and Erik Stafford are driving up from down the road… I hear that Ross Goldberg may be putting in an appearance (not certain, since his honey wants him all to herself for at least one weekend this month…lol). Kevin Nations will be flying in on Saturday night, he is speaking Saturday elsewhere and speaking Sunday in Orlando…

Let’s just say that the party will have started before most of Orlando gets off from work today!

I don’t think you can get tickets anymore, but you might try just in case… The link was http://viralattitudes.info/Gateway-Seminar but I doubt if there were any left.

Why you want to be in Orlando is like asking why you want a 6 figure business… The people you meet will open doors to the income you want! Simple as that. I met Micheal Savoie (my boss) at a seminar and now I make a crapload of money from syphoning off some of his affiliate sales with my own links. He doesn’t know that, of course, he still thinks he is just getting crappy conversion on his promotions…lol.

But anyway, when you take the time to hand beers to those who are thirsty and then take notes, you can get a lot of good information. Of course, make sure they were drinking beer before you give them one… I made that mistake with Erik Stafford and found out he was drinking Single-Malt Scotch and he wasn’t very happy. But as long as you are being the person with the bar tab, you can become really popular.

Once they are over their hangover, most of the people will fondly remember you as the person who got them wasted… and then they will get their revenge by getting you wealthy… sounds like a good tradeoff!

Ok, I know what you are thinking, why should you listen to me, Bernie Dorman? Because nothing happens behind the scenes that I don’t know about, since I am an expert at staying undercover. (has something to do with the witness protection program)

So if you are in the Orlando area this weekend, head over to the Crowne Plaza hotel over on I-Drive and you will see more cool Internet Marketers than you can imagine - because Keith and Gary are cool dudes and they attract cool folks to party with them. And if you happen to have an armored car for all the money you are gonna want to bring with you, just park it in the back. I’ll help you with the briefcases when you are ready to buy some awesome coaching programs - Alex Nghiem, Christine Comaford-Lynch, Kevin Wilke, Jeff Dedrick (oh man, I suspect another one of those parties where they get pictures of naked marketers again), Kevin Nations, Alan Bechtold, Lee and Robin Collins and Matt Bacak all have programs that I would rub out someone to get… We are talking some serious mind melding happening at this event.

I know that Micheal Savoie will be going (his wife is making him put all of his credit cards in the freezer and then welding the freezer shut and dumping it in the rock quarry by the Black Diamond golf course) and he is planning on meeting Kevin Wilke for the first time (he has met and seen the rest of the speakers at least once). I wonder if he is going to bring his Xtreme Biz Makeover manual to have Kevin autograph it… Did you know that Micheal’s video testimonial is on the sales page for Xtreme Biz Makeover?

Ok - gotta freakin’ get my stuff together for the party… bringing my espresso machine and one of those little kegs of Heineken - that way I can do my famous espresso boilermakers! Shot of Espresso drowned by a shot of Heineken! You get so wired but you can’t stop the freakin’ room from spinning long enough to use the built up energy!

Have a freakin’ great weekend. Expect photos…lol!

Bernie

PS - Alex Jeffreys made over $78,231 from one FREE ebook last year! Want to learn how he freakin’ did it? This FREE audio reveals all the juicy details and I deleted the screaming and the sounds from the cattle prod…

PPS - Micheal Savoie wants me to sell you this Back 2 School Profit Pack at full price, but I figure I can skim an extra few hundred if I give you this discount link instead…

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How would you like to get your hands on Yahoo Answers Secrets and
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One of Micheal’s best friends just sent him this link to let him
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You really have to check it out!

Have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie Dorman

PS - Don’t freak out about the price on the Back 2 School Profit
Package… I got you a coupon for $30 off!

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PPS… It seems that every few years, something
comes along that changes everything we
thought we knew about Internet Marketing.

Something that really touches people…
and changes their lives.

Something so profound that even I stopped
in my tracks when I learned about what
will be happening tonight at 7 PM Eastern
Standard Time.

–> http://nexurl.com/choices

The quiet giant…

No “typical” pre-launch build-up.

No inbox filled with 100’s of emails from
everyone you know hyping up the launch.

Why?

Because the economy, as you know, is
going through some “changes”. High
gas prices. Lower home prices. Things
are really changing out there…

And with change, opportunities arise.

And with opportunity, choices emerge.

In fact, at 7 PM EST tonight, you will
need to make a choice that could very
well be your defining moment.

You’ll Have Three Choices…

What if your success marketing on the
Internet all came down to just choosing
one of three choices?

What if one simple choice determines
whether you suffer or prosper during
these economic times?

A choice that many others before you have
made which either broke them, or helped
them create the Internet business of their
dreams.

It’s time to make a stand.

It’s time to take advantage of all of the
opportunities that have emerged.

It’s time… to make a choice.

Go.

http://nexurl.com/choices

PPSS - Remember, 7:00 PM EST. It’s time
for you to choose your own destiny.

Almost 2 years ago, Micheal made this same
choice that you are being offered and
if you choose like he did, you will see
a change in your life like he did back
in August and September of 2006, when
his business went from 0 to 50 mph
with the help of Mark Joyner and his
teachings!

They would stress out and then when the letter came from my school that told them what they needed to buy for my classes, a major gasket exploded!  You could hear my old man talking about renting out the dog to make a little extra money!

But I am happy to say that they always seemed to come out of it ok.  I think my pop kept some freakin’ cash under his mattress, but he never let on.  Still, these days I am told by many of my subscribers that the lists are worse than before, and with the price of gas and the inflation that instantly appears because of it, people are struggling with getting their kids to school.

Three Things You Can Start Doing Now!

One of the things I recommend doing is finding some products to resell.  I found really huge collection of products here for less than $100 you can grab over 1GB of downloads that you can turn around and resell for at least $10 per product (most of them you can sell for much more) and then you make a sales page using your paypal account and then you tell your subscribers about it.

Another thing you can do is find someone’s product that is selling good and pays using Rapid Action Profits.   Once you buy the product, you become an instant affiliate for that product, and now that version 3 was released, you can promote anything else that the product owner is selling on his site.  Micheal Savoie has some products that you can sell right away and make some nice cash.

The last tip I have for you to make $100 in 48 hours or less is to offer your services to other marketers or businesses.  When you become good at doing something, you can then do it for people who are too busy to do it themselves.  You can sign up for an elance account and do jobs for people (not the freakin’ kind a jobs I was used to doin’ back home) and get paid when you are done.  If the jobs are more complex it could take longer than 48 hours, but you can also do more than one job!

I hope you can see that you aren’t ever trapped in a situation that you can’t get out of by working on yourself, working for yourself  and working for others!

And if I freakin’ helped you with your situation, please leave me comments.  I really did getting comments and replying to them.

So have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie Dorman

PS - Here is a free tip… get yourself a teleseminar line and interview someone who is good at what he or she does.  When you invite people to the call, you can offer the listeners the transcripts for $5 if they order before the call and $17 if they order after.  That way you get the money before the call even starts to buy the transcription service, and you didn’t need to shell out any cash yourself.

Digg your own posts!

It is freakin’ hilarious to see what those guys will write about you, and then how fast your post gets buried into negative numbers!

Will someone tell me what is the freakin’ deal with Google Nemesis?

First there was the Adwords Miracle… where they loved Google!
Then Affiliate Project X - where they didn’t care about Google.

Then they started to take out some frustrations with Day Job Killer - but at least they took it out on the Day Job!

But then things got dark with Google and the DJK team…

Google Assassin - they were out to kill Google!

And now these guys are freakin’ coming out with Google Nemesis on July 8th!  I guess Google survived the Assassin’s bullet and maybe Google even actually peed in the DJK team’s Wheaties? I mean come on!  Now they are the Nemesis of Google!  If that were the case, I would not ever write their name on my blog, because I would disappear off the face of the web!

But the progression is one that makes you wonder… what is next?

Google Nuker, Google Strikes Back, Google Vengeance, Google Vigilante, Google Saboteur…

I’ll give the ladies out there a good Google title for a product…

What about Google Seduction?

Redneck Google… I could totally freakin’ create that!  Show a header with a pickup truck and on the gunrack is the search engine form where you enter the search terms.  Then, I have a couple of cousins of mine quick lookly up the answer on Google and paste the results into their browser…

Well, enough speculation, I am going to head off to the beer and coffee…

Have a freakin’ great day!

Bernie

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